W e l c o m e ...

Reliable herald of the crumbling yellow brick road, at your service. In the future, I'll have an outlet for my increasing frustrations with elements of the end of times such as the Jimmy Fallon Show, Bratz dolls, The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2, and other things you may only want to see from a distance. My only hope is that this will be a tolerable enough distance.

Why?

I'm not religious and I'm not going to spout verses from Revelations any time soon. I'm not dying any more than I was yesterday (we could get philosophical here, but hey, give my first blog entry a break, will you?) and I don't know about any asteroid or horrible biological warfare plot.

Thus, I can only infer that this is indeed the end of times (see above reference to Jimmy Fallon).

Americans have become so apathetic to shady behavior and sucky things like CEOs getting bailed out and going on vacation immediately afterward. Even in some small way, I want to give some shout outs that I do care.

What can I do about it?

Write a blog (duh).

Coming soon: "The Top 10 Sexist Christmas Gifts for your Kids" and "Hamster Blogs and Other Signs That You Need Friends".

Cheers!