I see you on the other side of this screen.Yeah, you.
You're shaking your head and asking me "really?"
Yes, really: it's directed by Kevin Lima who directed Enchanted (yawn) and the screenplay will be the lovechild of RIDLEY SCOTT and ETAN COHEN?! I thought I was supposed to respect these guys, cherishing their genius and return to their masterpieces again and again to relish in their splendor.
This is more confusing than that time I told my son to cross his legs and smile real pretty cause he's a man, damnit. Okay, I don't have a son. But if I did, I wouldn't fill his mind with this cinematic nonsense-garbage-crap.
Whuh huh huh?
All I can do is type because words fail me at the moment. I really wish I were talking about some cheap animations thrown together, voiced by profession extras, and marketed as a preview before Air Bud 5. They already did that and it was called "The Great Lollipop Adventure". This is probably a sign that, rather than the approaching apocalypse, I have far too much time on my hands... but IMDB.com's memorable quotes lists this screenwriting *gem*:
Think you've read the worst part? You totally haven't yet. The film is set to be a part of a four-film deal made with Hasbro. Whachacha? What else? How can you make movies about Hi Ho Cherrio? How can you develop entire scripts for Chutes and Ladders? I suppose they're doing Monopoly as well, huh?!
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