#22 The Pope's Evil is Manifest, Mmkay?

Okay, so it's no astounding revelation that the pope is a demon incarnate with good intention in his fingers and toes (but the rest of him! oh, the rest of him..) Could they find a scarier pope than Benedict XVI? I mean, not only was this guy a Nazi youth who begged for pardons and delays in the cases of numerous pedophilic behavior of American priests, he also looks like Uncle Fester got an eating disorder.

yeesh!

Isn't the pope supposed to be the gentle, Christlike father figure of the Catholic church? Rather than appear to be a "soul-petter", his photos scream, "I'll chew your spirit in my egg white omelet with bell peppers and apathy sauce."

The Catholic church is in the weakest state it will ever be in, and we can blame this on science. Damn facts! They called blasphemy on Gallileo for claiming the Earth was not the center of the universe as God INTENDED. Thank goodness that the powers of a pope are as finite as the powers of the British royal family. Their posts have been utterly reduced to "Regal Squatter" and because of this, there really might be a God afterall.