Which wasn't that long ago.
5. Vanna White. Fuck her and the sequins she rode in on.
4. The Confederate Flag. Okay, so it's not a person. Rather, it stands for all the racist people who pretend to be historically clingy. Yes, that is actually a capitol building in SC with the Confederate Flag flapping in the wind. How patriotic is it to glorify a flag that represents a treasonous, prideful moment of history when the people of the South were basically all, "Take this country and shove it!" ? Who knows? In 150 years, it may be acceptable to fly a Nazi flag in Germany. 
3. Governor Mark Sanford. He's a republican, he cheats on his wife, and no one is really surprised. It seems like John Edwards and Bill Clinton, prominent democrats, got a lot more grief for cheating on their wives. I hope his hot wife is a cougar.
2. Miss Teen South Carolina. Overweight valedictorians of South Carolina, you aren't wrong to be bitter.
1. Senator Joe Wilson. Y'know, the one that disrupted Obama's health care address with his outburst, calling Obama a liar? Here's as big of a picture as he deserves, with a fellow douchebag. Like peas in a pod.There's got to be some redemption here, right?
You're goddamned right.Stephen Colbert, South Carolina, born and raised.
Taking liberties with liberty since 1964.
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