What we have here are "menstrual beads", also known as the abacus of birth control, a silly and unreliable way for a girl to track her fertility. Really? Do we need jewelry to ward us against pregnancy, and if so, why aren't they rainbow-colored, glittery, and unicorn-scented? This has got to be the (albeit unimaginitive) Catholic answer to the pill. And really, if you need something this simplistic, please just get yourself fixed. You clearly do not need to procreate.
Unfortunately, this is exactly what it looks like. To all you young male virgins and Trekkies out there, this is a VAGINA NECKLACE. This is from the seller: "After purchasing you can send 2-3 pictures of your Yoni to . Each piece is an original, one of a kind handmade sculpted image of it's owner... to remind her that she is beautiful."
Okay, first of all, why is she calling it a Yoni. Your product *might* appeal to strong women with feminist pride, so much in love with the idea of being a woman that they want to wear their vaj on their sleeve. It's confusing that she tiptoes around the word VAGINA. Yoni pride?
Second of all, you're really just a fifteen year old kid, right? Cause why would anyone ever aspire to base their career around photos of stranger's vaginas? Shouldn't you be paying us? Clever try.
Uh, there seems to have been a great deal of personal experience in the development of this "product"? Ugh.
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