Thursday, November 5, 2009

Bees That Feed on Human Tears

Once again, I so wish I was kidding. There are three species of worker bees that have evolved to depend on human tears for protein. Luckily for me, these bees are way the fuck over in Thailand. Don't believe me? Read em and weep.Way to be an asshole, bee. We already knew you were a douchebag with your built-in ass sword. You just had to have your mean cake and eat it, too. This is one of the most satirically villainous acts of assholery in nature. Just because you exist, I'm gonna start eating more honey. Oh, wait, was that yours? Whoops.

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