Thursday, November 5, 2009

The Pointy Bra is Back, y'all.

The fashion world is all abuzz with a surprising comeback! Sales of the pointy bra have been skyrocketing. Wait, real people? Like, with boobs? And EYES? Those in the know (and hopefully with more fashion sense than fashion consumers) are trying to tie the idea of the pointy bra to the incomparable Marilyn Monroe.

The last time you heard the word "pointy bra", did you think of good ole Madge? I seriously doubt it. This is my advice to those in the know: let's not make this any more painful than it has to be. Don't try to catch up with it. Just let the tacky be. Leave it alone. Because unless you moved into a cave in Borneo in the 1970s, when you hear "pointy bra" you will only be reminded of this massive 80s Intimate Wear FAIL:

PEW! PEW!

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