Yes, it's with his baby momma and Noooooo I don't know/ wanna know where you can find it.According to Gawker, Edwards' aide Andrew Young found an unmarked DVD which would contain "sexual acts" between Edwards and his mistress/camerawoman Rielle Hunter. Young, ever the loyal campaign-cultist, added something that no one needs to know: John Edwards has a particularly long, erm, salute.
Who wants to see these people make whoopee? His smiles look pained as if he were a chipmunk trying to hold in a fart. And just look at Rielle - are you trying to pull off the "cougar" look? Cause you look like grannie busted out of the home and disguised herself in a fourth-grader's clothes.
John Edwards, you continue to surprise me. You're supposed to be this progressive intellectual from the South, storming congress with the walking oxymoron that is you. Then you go and prove that you're just like other politicians: you're not particularly intelligent, you're a puppet with money.Whoooo does that kind of thing when they're famous? Paris can get away with having a sex tape because she's a skinny blonde hottie and an heiress to a fortune that she couldn't fit in her mouth. If you're in the public eye because of your ideas & principles, and your mistress says Hey, let's make our own dirty movie your gut reaction should be Have you lost your damn mind?
I've figured out why I distrusted him before. It's this look right here! It's like he got cosmetic surgery to look condescending at all times. It's this look that says, "I'm so sorry that you're wrong and I'm right. My condolences on your wrongness."
His ego was pretty big before. Now that the world knows he's got a big penis? He'll be insuffrable. Nothing but gassy chipmunk smiles.On a side note, Mr. Andrew Young, I know what it feels like to accidentally happen upon the sex tape of someone you work with. You, sir, have my condolences.
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