Tuesday, February 23, 2010

WeeSee? WeeStupid...

"Part art installation, part pacifier, WeeSee is a (DVD) collection of black-and-white animations built from basic shapes to delight both child and parent. As vision develops slowly over the first months of life, WeeSee provides surfaces of bold, well-defined artwork to engage your baby’s curious mind and bring the screen to vibrant life."

I'm sorry, part pacifier? Do they have to be so blunt? Isn't that what television IS?In recent news, the makers of the Baby Einstein DVDs have come under fire because their product doesn't work. Doesn't come anywhere close to working; want to know why? Because television isn't generally recommended for children under the age of two. In fact, it may even be counter-productive.

WeeSee is for the first couple of months of life?

But I digress. Scientific research aside, hypnotized babies watching simplistic patterns on a television screen are freakin' creepy. They're clearly a part of the minions of Lucifer. EVIL. BABY. MINIONS.

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