Meet Douglas R. Hughes.
He wants to be the St. Patrick of California, and instead of snakes he wants to purge the pedophiles. It's kind of ingenius, and kinda not. You see, if California elects Hughes as governor, pedophiles would be given three options:
1. Remain in prison for life.
2. Move out of the state.
3. Go back to your home on Pedophile Island.
Hmm. Moving out of state could be complicated, but it's better than life in prison, no? Unless... hm... what would life on Pedophile island be?
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