So here's more about the Carrot Top Apocalypse!
Ever since he performed on America's Funniest Home Movies in the Bob Saget years, I've thought Carrot Top was funny... rarely, though on occasion. Over time it was like, really? Still doin' the props thing? Aight...
Then he got hooked on plastic surgery and roids and turned himself into The Ginger Hulk. He's not just a dork anymore, he's a BIG TERRIFYING DORK! Check it out. He has to strain to keep his lips closed.
Yeah, it's not over yet. Why would anyone ever suggest he get a perm? Is it not bad enough already? A perm?
Sorry I can't be more professional about this guys but right now I'm about to puke. The tan! The unbuttonedness! The nausea!
Do you ever watch a movie called The Hugga Bunch as a kid? Totally. Looks. Like.
Hold on to your seats for this one!
Aaaaaahhhhhh!
If Carrot Top were a haggard old shrew whose father was Leatherface, he would be Jackie Stallone!
Yep! It's hard to believe you're not seeing into the future, eh? Jackie Stallone is Sylvester Stallone's Mom. She's also addicted to plastic surgery and I'd bet money that they see the same guy. Somebody needs to throw that surgeon's ass outta Vegas for plagiarism.
Ah, and now it's time for the million dollar question. Does Carrot Top have a girlfriend?
I can't say I know the guy but I'm almost positive his baby mama left a comment on one of these blog posts somewhere... she may even leave one here... who knows???
Now for gods sake people, go to Cute Overload and be done with this orange hell!
I am absolutely going to have nightmares.
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