Get a load of Candwich, the "fast and convenient sandwich product for grab-and-go convenience!" Yes, ladies and gents, sandwich product.
Oh, how food has devolved. We ate like Kings and Queens as hunter-gatherers when the only thing between a prime cut of woolly mammoth and your ass was a dagger. So inconvenient.
Fast Forward to 2009: sandwiches and lunchables are the standard school lunch because they're easy to pack in a lunchbox and keep relatively well for a couple of hours without refrigeration. We've still got it pretty good, considering we don't have to kill any beasts. We didn't know what we were missing!
As of 2010, Candwiches are available in PB&J Grape, PB&J Strawberry, and BBQ Chicken. It's gotta be better than the Cheeseburger In a Can, right?
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