# I've Lost Count. Peanut Eminem Part Deux.

How do I put this... Okay, Matty B, you're a cute kid and all. I'm sure you're really popular with the ladies in your third grade class. And I bet your parents are proud of all the hits your music video got on Youtube. The weird thing is that it's almost funny. Almost. Then a Caucasian avalanche of lame white-washes the scene. Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying that white people can't rap. One of my favorite white rappers is MC Paul Barman - and he's a jew! What I'm saying is this: if there's a hip-hop equivalent to beauty pageant kids, don't be that kid. Cause that's creepy.

Also, can we stop ruining everything I love?