I scream, you scream, we all scream for SOYLENT GREEN! A rumor running wild on the internets now is about a restaurant in Germany that serves, among other fine meats, human flesh. They're advertising for donors and you guys, I can't imagine how expensive it's gonna be to eat some people mignon. By donors, I don't mean distraught and emotionally devastated individuals willing to commit suicide - I mean people that don't enjoy having their tonsils, or their extra kidney, appendages, and other such body parts.
Can you even fathom that kind of broke? Selling plasma or sperm is one thing, but having surgery to remove your choice cuts of meat?
From the Guardian UK article, which expresses some doubt as to the existence of the some-dude's-weiner schnitzel restaurant in Berlin: "Members declare themselves willing to donate any part of their body," the advertisement reads, adding that any resulting hospital costs will be taken on by the restaurant. They say they are also looking to employ an "open-minded surgeon".
You see, cannibalism isn't actually illegal in Deutschland. Per se.
You can't always see why there could ever be a reason to create such a law in the first place.. it takes some really twisted foresight to put a bill in front of congress prohibiting piss-drinking or making Halloween masks out of feces and papier mache, but some arschlochen (that's German for assholes) just be wilin'. Such as Armin Miewes. A name I KNOW you won't soon forget. It's so gross that I don't want to go there right now, so go here instead and read about it.
Psst, Armin, you've got a speck of testicle in your teeth.
There are an estimated 800+ Germans who partake in Cannibalism.
(Source: Guardian UK link above)
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