This is not a scene from the next Left Behind movie. It's not footage from the Mars Rover. You have not died, nor are you dreaming. Pinch yourself. Eh? Still around? Good for you. You see, it's not just Lucifer playing with matches in his scorching caves of insolence, Mother Nature is also a fan. She's downright whimsical, that one.
FIRE TORNADOES. They're real. If you think you see one, stand not amazed! Nor horrified! It's not God's pillar of fire and it will not lead your captive ass out of Egypt. And for goodness sakes, don't be that giggling dumbass flipping out their camera phone. If you don't run like the wind or faster than, you could be damning yourself to a horrible demise - fire tornadoes or "fire whirls" killed 38,000 people in only 15 minutes in 1923 Tokyo. And someone will probably put it on YouTube. (And all God's people said "teehee"?)
Fire whirls happen much the same way a regular tornado does - under the right temperatures and air pressure, something as simple as a lightning strike to an oil tank can cause one. It happened in 1926 in San Luis Obispo, Cali. They're rare, but the fact that they happen in the first place is enough to keep me up at night, especially during a storm. If there are any readers in Orlando Florida, waaaatch ooooout! You live in the lightning capital of the world! If God truly does punish some of the evilest people, keep in mind that Benny Hinn lives in pink mansion in Orlando. If he's not an abomination, I truly am confused in my life...
Japan's 1923 hellish whirl was caused by a firestorm. Yes, a firestorm, which was caused by the Great Kanto Earthquake, another manifestation of Mother Nature's phantasmagorical whimsy. You know what? Mother Nature isn't a mother at all, she's got a dissociative identity disorder and sometimes she's a little boy. Let's just get that straight.
It really puts this douchebag in perspective.
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